Everything Oak-A?

On Monday, a patrol officer spotted a fallen tree. The large oak had damaged an irrigation pump house and was blocking pedestrian access to a fitness trail. The officer spent ninety minutes photographing the damage to the point of absurdity and ensuring that the caution tape around the tree looked presentable. While securing the area, the officer was approached by a duck, and ascertained that it was hungry. The officer was unable to procure sustenance for the duck and encouraged it to return to its home.